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Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
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dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
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dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉
by Loogy December 16, 2014
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Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.
by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025
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Dirt Soda

its dirt soda.
Gee, I sure love dirt soda!
by Number 2 and 4 August 11, 2021
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When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.
Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
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Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..
Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!
by Clitorusondra September 11, 2009
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