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American Roulette

A dangerous and deadly game in which a man has sex with woman randomly picked out of a group. The catch is only one woman in the group has no STD.
played american roulette last night, and now my genitals itch :(
by carwar February 20, 2018
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american stockpile

The act of going to a drive through for a fast food restaurant, ordering everything on the menu, and then pulling out leaving the person behind you with your order
Bill:What the fuck, over $100 for a big mac?
McDonald's Worker:Sir you ordered everything
Jerome: Nigga we just gots american stockpiled
by FuckDoucheBoy69 July 14, 2014
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American Ahmed

A terrorist believed to be American there whole life.
I would have never guessed he was an American Ahmed...
by BlinkyGAINS November 7, 2016
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American Slider

Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.
Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!
by Truth That July 20, 2016
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american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.
Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks
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The American Torpedo

You must lay a Japanese girl flat on her stomach. You then proceed to forcefully ram your cheddar shredder into the side of her stomach. You keep thrusting your anaconda into her side until you tear her apart and reach the other side of her body. Her body will then be split in half and fall to the ground to represent the sinking of the U.S.S Arizona.
Neil meet up with his girlfriend, Mrs. Hiroshima, to avenge his grandfather who was killed in Pearl Harbor and gave her The American Torpedo to represent the Torpedo that killed his grandfather.
by Austin Kennedy II October 22, 2019
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american snowday

School being cancled after a school shooting, or threat to the students wellbeing.
person 1: im gonna try to get us an american snowday tomorrow.
person 2: what do you mean?
person 1: im gonna call in a bomb threat.
by Nicotine1-1 November 18, 2021
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