May 2nd

National let your best friend suck your boobs when you're walking home day

Hey can I suck you boobies?
Why?
It's May 2nd.

by I eat balls toilet paper May 1, 2022

May 9

OG people are born on this day

Karl: AYO! What’s riley’s birthday?
Stevo: May 9
Karl: Yooo! riley is an OG

by theurban-er November 30, 2021

May 6

Send ass pic to your friend day

May 6th ass pic day

by Alpro_amB May 6, 2022

May 24th

The day we’ve all been waiting for, eat a bowl of Rigatoni pasta day, foretold by the history of tumblr.

person 1: yo bro what day is it today?
person 2: it’s May 24th 2021
person 1: OH SHIT BRO WE GOTTA EAT THE RIGATONI IVE BEEN WAITING 4 YEARS FOR THIS

by true g0d May 11, 2021

May 16

May 16 is the day your gf takes control of your hands meaning ur gf can have u grab anything u want

Your in control of your man’s hands on may 16

by Grand chef May 15, 2022

taylor mays

A man who is large in dominance, and knows how to perfectly pleasure the depths of my rose.

Taylor Mays just has to give me one look and I know it's time to bend over.

by slowmi January 9, 2021

May 20th

National Ask Out your Crush Day.

John: Bro it’s May 20th
Jack: Fuck I’m probably gonna get rejected

by OrginalExplorer May 14, 2021