When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.
What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Get the Duke n’ Pukemug. When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
Get the Hot n’ Halpmug. I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .
Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.
Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.
by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016
Get the splash n rashmug. The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.
by randatola January 11, 2008
Get the The Pork N' Eaglemug. The greatest concoction known to mankind. Making the island of Bermuda famous, the Dark 'n Stormy is made up of Gosling's Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum, and Barritt's Bermuda Stone Ginger Beer. Any other rum or chaser strips this drink of its title. The drink is enjoyed best floating somewhere off of Bermuda's coast.
by Bermuda Mike October 29, 2007
Get the Dark 'n Stormymug. Nut n' tuck, pronounced "nut and tuck", is the act to which the man during sexual intercourse nuts (cums) on his partners body and pulls his pants up quickly, tucking his nuts away.
by MrJimmyPenguin November 5, 2016
Get the nut n' tuckmug. When you like to watch movies and cuddle with a scanadinavian.
Derived from Sunday Dec. 3, 2017 trivia question stating "There's no exact English translation for which Danish word and concept that combines coziness, warmth, intimacy, and quality time?"
The answer: Nöt Flöx N Chöl (pronounced "noot floox n chool").
Derived from Sunday Dec. 3, 2017 trivia question stating "There's no exact English translation for which Danish word and concept that combines coziness, warmth, intimacy, and quality time?"
The answer: Nöt Flöx N Chöl (pronounced "noot floox n chool").
Guy One: Check out this hot blonde from sweden...
Guy Two: You gonna ask her to NootFloox n Chool?
Guy One: Chyeahhhh bruddah!
Guy Two: You gonna ask her to NootFloox n Chool?
Guy One: Chyeahhhh bruddah!
by GragnolaBar December 14, 2017
Get the NootFloox N Choolmug.