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salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.
Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 12, 2008
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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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Tomato and Orange Soup

A bit like Tomato soup, but with Orange in it
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
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Wisconsin Soup Bowl

Dorm refrigerator on it's back with 40 plus exploded frozen multi brand beers to be eaten or sipped with a shared soup ladle
Me: Oh man I have to throw all this frozen beer away! Friend: no way, unplug the fridge, put it on it's back and get a ladle, that is a Wisconsin Soup Bowl!
by MikeZ66 December 24, 2021
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chicken nugget soup

where you dip chicken nuggets into your soup and gag to death after eating it
I died after trying out chicken nugget soup... I definitely recommend it ^-^
by Potatoes._.AreGood November 6, 2018
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apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.
"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"
by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020
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chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.
My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.
by haleyaryan December 7, 2010
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