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turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it
“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
What the fuck no you are
by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019
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Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure
You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey
by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021
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save the turkeys. LALA

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there
by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019
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greasy turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass
by the scientist! January 6, 2022
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