Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
Get the Matthew Iraqi mug.A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^
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Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
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Get the Matthew mug.He's definitely a writer. He will have writer's block 24 hours a day. Obsessed with flowers 100%. Dumb but he speaks in far too high-class terms (as if we were in the 1700s) like bro!? wtf. He's too good at s*x and with just one look from his ice blue eyes he sends you into heat.
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