simp safely

don't think, just read and process. it is what it means. simp. safely!

Don't simp so hard you stop living life.

"bro I'm so sad broo, she dumped me!"
"simp safely bro :/"

by 1_1 August 31, 2020

ranboo simp

My best friend codie

Codie u fucking ranboo simp

by Weemidgetboy May 11, 2021

hughie simp

Hughie is such a huge simp he is almost as big as a simp as duke

Here comes hughie simp again...

by bigfriendlybear November 9, 2020

Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 17, 2022

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

Simp Trap

Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.

Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.

by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021

Butterfly Simp

Someone who makes an urban dictionary post about a "private social butterfly"

Damn bro juans a butterfly simp

by Toyota_thot December 26, 2020