shoes

Things you put on your feet. It helps your feet not be so dirty and disgusting.

buying new shoes is so fun

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021

Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart

Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.

by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.

«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»

by Minlio August 2, 2020

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.

Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."

by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005