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Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
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Duke n’ Puke

When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.
What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.
“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
by bakaburger April 28, 2021
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Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)
Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.
by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011
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slow 'n' go

When, rather than come to a complete stop at a stop sign, a motorist chooses instead to slow down to something resembling a stop, then resume normal speed and continue through the intersection.
Me: That stop sign on the outskirts of town is really stupid.
Casey: Yeah, I just slow 'n' go it.

OR

"Dude, you just slow 'n' goed that stop sign in front of a cop."
by Jaeki May 24, 2009
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dream-n-bake

dreaming stoned. Smoking in your sleep.
I grabbed my wissors, rolled me a fatty then I went to bed and had a wicked dream-n-bake!
by steveline November 22, 2010
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gross n close

An seemingly unnattractive tinder match within a 10 mile radius.
"We got ourselves a gross N close!"
by Chinston Wurchill VI August 8, 2017
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