emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
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