I like your skechers

I tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your Skechers, you like me my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skechers, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe

Hmm, I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I just wanna make you mine
Hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise this gon' be alright

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light up, light up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

I like your skechers…

by ur-_-mom October 18, 2021

I don't

Nah, it's just the one singular life.

Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

Shr”I”mp

-Noun
-The actual word for shrimp everyone just used it wrong

Did you know that shrimp is actually supposed to be pronounced shr”I”mp you pronounce the “i” is pronounced like how you pronouns “I”

by ZoliDrawzzz August 2, 2021

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024