Clean man

A clean man is on of the best men you can find out there. Not only do they keep things clean but the know how to take care of themselves. They are also one of the most attractive men. If you find one keep them

Girl1: how was the stay at your bf house
Girl2: GURL he is a clean man
Girl1:👁👄👁

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 22, 2019

man of wax

A perfect man. Too good to be true, as if a wax model (a perfect replica).

Person a: Have you seen John? He's so hot.
Person b: Yeah, he's really a man of wax.

by steveman1123 July 2, 2021

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

Man of honor

Chris Bellamy

That Chris Bellamy don is a serious man of honor

by CH1):6 May 1, 2022

Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

mans

The true plural of man.

If the plural of pan is pans, then why the hell is there no such thing as "mans"? - The Bullshit Man

by Ennel Huves September 22, 2020