Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

Shit ass

Unpleasant

He is such a Shit ass

by Notmeunderthebed May 30, 2022

Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 16, 2015

Dumbest Shit Out There

Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus

"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"

by sannnnnns September 15, 2021

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Shit

A pronoun like he, she, it to identify something

Man are you driving your shit to work or are you thinking the bus?

by Breaking dancing on cardboard May 8, 2021