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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
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Are you serious?

Easter egg in CoD MW. In the mission "clean house" you can find a baby. If you somehow shoot or uhhh harm the baby, the screen will go black with the words saying "children are non combatants" do this 3 times and the screen will now say "are you serious" and kicks you out of the mission
Me: shoots Bebe

Game: are you serious? *Kicks you out if the mission*
by Sebby294 May 31, 2021
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..
Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."
by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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live you

This is when you are so crazy about someone that 'love you' just doesn't cut it. This should not be confused with a typo, it is pure passion.
Hi, Live you!
by adznnnnn March 31, 2020
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