Shit swindler

When you shit and someone steals that shit for later use in an alaskan pipeline

Damion you little shit swindler

by Clifford the big red asshole January 6, 2022

Shit goblin

Meir B

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.

by It's Not David October 3, 2022

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Shit

A vulgar rude word to describe poop or number 2

To express something that is extremely disgusting or with extreme disgust that it makes u think of poop

Or to express anger as an insult

Shit

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 4, 2022

Shit

noun
1.
feces.
2.
a contemptible or worthless person.
verb
1.
expel feces from the body.
2.
tease or try to deceive (someone).
"I shit you not"
exclamation
1.
an exclamation of disgust, anger, or annoyance.

i copied all of this down

I FUCKING ATE SOME SHIT YESTERDAY

by ToeMaster64 December 18, 2018

Shit-hit

When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.

Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.

by Higgler July 23, 2016