Breakfast Boy

An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.

"I had to fire that Breakfast Boy because he didn't get the job done"

by Buckmopflop June 24, 2025

Whitest boy alive

Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.

There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Rich Boy

A very annoying arrogant kid, that doesn't care about anyone but himself. He will usually appear at your school, and tell everyone about how his daddy donated a building.

Rich Boy: Hey look this is my house
Other Kid: NO BODY FUCKING CARES, GO BUY SOME MORE WHITEY TIGHTIES, jeez.

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021

Troy Boy

A person like catch3comet, troy, comet, Audapaupadopolis who likes to talk about how people are not a real aka a.i.'s or npcs

Troy boy: "Hangout people are not real"

by HAG225 April 11, 2022

Pyne Boy

A boy who has done enough to be considered above a dick and a douchebag but is just a little bit better than the scum of the earth. Will fuck and chuck girls, and if one wants to be more than a hook up, will end the relationship. Usually dressed in vineyard vines and enjoys afternoons involving lacrosse. These boys are the loyalist you can find. Bros before everything.

Anna: Hey do you think that boy is cute?
Juliet: Yeah, but he looks like such a pyne boy.

by annafeldman666 April 19, 2016

Boy Rotting

Where you drink whiskey alone at home and try not to unalive yourself.

Man, I've not heard from Roger in a while. I hope he is not boy rotting at his house again.

by toes69 October 15, 2023

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019