you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

you got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

A term used by Jon hagy when monsters and creeps are online

Stop your shit and apologize You got 24 hrs to say your goodbyes and shut your shit down.

by Billygraen January 3, 2019

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

by I hate frank November 11, 2021

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!

Phrase commonly used by angery negros.

Threat of death by instrument commonly tucked under nuts; pertains to no specific race; often used by white people who watch a lot of BET.

Blang blang mutha fuaka I\'m bout to cap yo\' dumb punk bitch shit ass nigga!

by XshadowsX April 26, 2005

what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit

the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!

by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop

A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.

"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"

by Ramonday January 5, 2022

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015