Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )

Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.

by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016

Porn War

When 2 or more friends (mostly male) send each other links to porno videos in a battle, and the winner is who ever claims that the other person's latest video was better to watch than their last one.

Guy 1: Hey Dude, where did you find that porn video you showed me the other day?

Guy 2: Dan sent it to me in our Porn War.

by Benenenenen July 6, 2010

Mom Porn

"Romantic" books mothers read about love and sex, usually heavily graphic and used as pornigraphic material. Usually have pictures of shirtless men on the cover.

Fallon is reading her mom porn books again..

by Kevin bobevin June 16, 2016

me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.

by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

Beach porn

A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.

Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn

by BeachUrb August 13, 2015

porn peeve

something that occurs in pornographic films that irritates the viewer, sometimes to the point of non-arousal. a porn peeve can be something trivial (like clothing) or something major (such as a specific actor or a trite scenario)

Example 1:

A woman could be being TP'd while fingering two other women, but if she still has those heels on from the acting scene before, I can't get aroused. Shoes on during sex is my porn peeve.

Example 2:
I can't get aroused when watching a porno with Sasha Grey in it. She's my porn peeve.

by wpk914 December 3, 2010