Salty

Everyone's salty on this universe so why the FUCK are you judging?

Retarded Roblox player : omg ur so salty ecks dee

by ValIsDesperate May 6, 2019

Salty Dipstick

The Act of sucking Semen off a Penis After the Performance Of Docking , Spitting the Semen into the Anal Cavity, Insert Penis Into cavity to measure the amount of Semen deposited.

Featuring a translucent outer shell with a solid inner core, Salty Dipstick series is more like a work of art.

by Suron Thamos February 20, 2023

Salty

Annoyed

Jen is salty because Patrice stole her answer.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025

salty triggered nigel

just type the abbreviation BDS

salty triggered nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

salty mcnown

The art of crushing potato chips on to a sexual mates anus and gobbling them up.

Oh yeah. Shes into some weird stuff she wanted to Salty McNown with sour cream and onion

by DAT BOII PICKLEAS November 18, 2019

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016