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Hung Fu Panda 

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!
Hung Fu Panda by owhims January 6, 2025
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Swetanshu Sekhar Panda 

(noun, singular, legend-in-the-making)
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.

2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.

3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
You see that dude? Yeah, that’s a Swetanshu Sekhar Panda. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.

Riot (Red panda)

A smol red panda who loves his friends and is just real with you. Is Mega GAY UwU and will stand up for friends. A rave enjoyer.
Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!

Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!
Cum-Poo Panda by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Pound the Panda

When an adult, instead of socializing with colleagues on a business trip, elects to order a Family Sized meal from Panda Express and proceeds to eat for entertainment while watching local cable television. Typically paired with regional IPA’s and/or leftover La Croix from the meeting room.
Instead of going out with the Operations Tram during the regional meeting, Al decided to Pound the Panda and watch Married with Children instead.

Jill Pounded the Panda while in Boise for the Team Development Conference alone in the Hilton Downtown.