key j

sexy fighter and good a sex

damn key j you fucked me good last night

by hhhffghjgffd June 9, 2017

Mollie J

My gay bff who fucks dicks and sucks pussys for a living

Mollie J is my gay bff

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

whos j-

whos j-
dont even think of asking that question

hey man whos j-
*cluster strike outbound*

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

J perm

A canadian speedcuber, Dylan wang, also known as J perm from his youtube channel

Kevin:Hey did you see J perm's new video?
Alex:Yeah it was amazing.

by Magmaspeedcubes July 13, 2022

The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008