Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw

After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.

by BARBARAH January 6, 2022

milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

by milkymoo February 7, 2020

fartsonsins disease

a disease where your penis is so large it can't fit in a toilet

My grandpa has fartsonsins disease.

by psendrom June 8, 2021

Very Mushroom Disease

A disease that causes you to hate fries, hate video games mods, and start doxing people over Minecraft servers. It can not be cured.

Person 1: What do you think about fries?
Person 2: FUCK FRIES
Person 1: oh no you have Very Mushroom Disease don't you?

by InfinityPower January 12, 2024

jess disease

When the Pokémon Jess has spread her sicknesses though technology and Air the way to cure of this to contain her or take care of the sickness you have of it

“Oh SHET JESS DISEASE KILL HER”

by Jessfallenangel September 17, 2019

Kyah Disease

Attraction to women with bent wigs or crooked lace-fronts.

Damn that wig sitting up but she still fine. I think I got Kyah disease.

by Kemistry🌟 May 28, 2024