April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023

April 16

Michigan's annual fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you? It's April 16

by girosrjfoe April 9, 2021

4th of april

national give u crush head day

on the 4th of april mia should give AB head

by AB/M April 3, 2023

april 23

a day where you get to slap anyone no questions asked.

you: its april 23. you know what that means...
random person: ok! do it!

by ihatemen:) October 18, 2021

April 22

It is Kaye's Birthday Yey!! Celebrate with me okie?

Let's buy some cake cos it's April 22!

by yourprettycutebestfriend November 23, 2021

April 18

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.

It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu

by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021

April 24

National Best Friend Buys Your Food Day

“yo its April 24 buy my food”

“damn it”

by notthessquid April 21, 2021