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PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.
As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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American Mudslide

When one has diarrhea and shits on the back of a person's neck allowing it to flow down their back
While turned around Harvey pulled down his pants and gave berto an American Mudslide .
by My Mama said May 11, 2020
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American Dream

The American Dream (to the eyes of a European) could be summerized by just one picture: a bald eagle with its wings spread out, with a 50. minigun under each one while the American flag waves pridefully in the background
by Tsimpoukigogluglu November 20, 2021
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An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.
Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”
by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022
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The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.
Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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american thunder

the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.
‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”
by big fun fun September 25, 2019
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American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
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