Santa-Sauced

Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.

Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.

Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.

Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?

Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.

Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.

by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 2, 2011

Pulling a Sauce

When someone leaves, for a supposedly short period of time, and doesn't come back for a long while. Usually around an hour or more will have passed.

Are you going to be pulling a Sauce this time, or will you actually be right back?

by yinya August 17, 2023

garbage sauce

BS; a ludicrous travesty; formally, the nasty, fetid liquid that collects and festers at the bottom of the garbage can

"Whatdya mean 'offsides', ref?! That's garbage sauce!"

by evGal October 17, 2018

woo sauce

A semi-sweet, hot pepper sauce, originating in South London, with secret ingredients which supposedly make you say "WOO".

Someone tries the woo sauce, they exclaim "WOO"!

woo wow zing

by woozie November 28, 2013

pink sauce

a sauce that kills you and is made by a degenerative tiktoker

Tiktoker: GUYS I SOLD THIS NONE FDA VERIFIED PRODUCT CALLED PINK SAUCE !!
guy: buys and eats and dies

by gaming_g0d August 2, 2022

Lamb Sauce

A sacred substance only the finest chefs locate during their career. Can also be used when talking about something that is extremely hard to find.

“People with good senses of humor are real lamb sauces to find.”

by Discombobulated Bob March 6, 2021

apple sauce

a secret word made by pewdiepie for when you meet him outside. which is very unlikely, since he has no legs.

all you need to say is APPLE SAUCE and he knows that you are a true fan and he will take a selfie with you.

Fan spotting Felix on the streets: APPLE SAUCE!

Felix: APPLE SAUCE! Ok yes, we can take a selfie.

by ennana April 4, 2020