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International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules. I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
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Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot
Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock
by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021
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The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.
I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
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the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.
the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up
by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023
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rule 6083

If anything exits there is gacha life of it
Rule 6083 has the most cursed stuff, anything can be a gacha
by 0/T3ch January 11, 2021
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Subtraction Rule

If you'd calculate for example 3 x 3 it would be 8 instead of 9 because of the fact that you subtract one from the original answer.
Smegma är efterbliven aka Subtraction Rule
by Inte Jesper April 6, 2022
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Quid Rules

Rules for the complicated form of currency known as Quid (not British Pounds). These are:

1. 1 is half two

2. 6 is half two nothing, because 0 is nothing (makes a 6)

9 is nothing half two, because reverse order (makes 9)

3. Extra digits can be communicated through degrees of "more"
For example, 20 would be more two, and 22 would be more 2 and 2

Hundreds would be communicated using "even more", and thousands with "even way more". More digits beyond the thousands can be achieved with adding more of the word "way" to "even way more"

4. Addition is up

5. Subtraction is down

6. Multiplication is said without a conjunction

7. Division is "segregated from"
For example, 4/5 is 4 segregated from 5

7. Percentages are "divided" pronounced in a stupid way, like "dihvihded"

8. Indices are above, but you need to do them backwards so 6^4 is 6 above 4

9. You have to say "makes" instead of equals

10. Pence (not British Pence), is the opposite of all of these
"i've got 606 quid" - person 1
"do you seriously not know your Quid Rules? it's clearly "even more half two nothing and nothing and half two nothing", it's simple"
by Mr Bin September 10, 2023
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