Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

It’s babadook time

This phrase is used when it’s time for you to do something crazy or freaky

-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”

-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”

-“it’s babadook time”😏

by AngeredMuffin March 27, 2020

Bisexual time

When bisexuals date the same gender time goes faster
1:24 ratio

Bi girl: my gf hasn’t responded in like 12 hours
Straight girl: it’s only been half an hour
Bi: no, it’s bisexual time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

Feeding Time

A sex move where the woman lays on their side the partner also lays but low or high enough for him to reach the woman boob for sucking and for the woman to jerk off the penis until ejaculation then the woman cleans off the dick or vagina with her moth or vagina by rubbing it against the dick or vag

let's do the Feeding Time pls its the best position for me

by ButtNamer69 July 12, 2021

in jig time

Extremely quickly; in a very short time. Derived from the Celtic
music/dance known as a jig, which is typically triple-time.

The carpenters completed the framing work in jig time.

by RobertMc December 22, 2015

Poopoo time

Always comes with peepee time on the side

Sry, guys, I gotta go, it is currently poopoo time.

by My name is Leedle July 19, 2020