cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

Stoned Tucker

Bill Maher nickname

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Stone Cold Stomach

A competitive sport where you drink wet cement and try to shit it out before it hardens in your stomach and you die.

Aaron: Do you want to play some Stone Cold Stomach?
Cole: I'm down.

by PikzelEcho March 11, 2022

Shannon Stone

Shannon stone was a dad who caught a baseball for his and nearly died

Shannon Stone was such a good dad

by potato_incorporation April 20, 2023

Pulling a stone

when playing call of duty warzone you either forget to deploy your chute when exiting the aircraft, or when jumping off a roof top. This results in a quick and impending splat.

I dont know what's happening i keep pulling a stone

by fatboy mountaineer August 31, 2020

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013