Black Jew

the term used for something that never has, does, or will exist- Derives from the fact that there are no black Jews

"The chances of Daniel hitting a homerun are worse than a Black Jew"

by Ingredient B May 4, 2009

Jew Trap

A name replacement to the bouncing bettys in Call of Duty: World at War.

Example 1: I got a 3-kill streak just by laying a Jew trap.

Example 2: Damn! Those damn Jews always lay their jew traps everywhere I walk! Now I lost my kill streak!

by AsianD3fin3r March 26, 2009

jew york

Used by anti-semites to describe New York. Refers to the high Jewish population.

"How can you stand living in Jew York", said the neo-nazi.

by Ding Dong December 31, 2003

Jew-fu

Negatively defined by the 1940s.

40s Jews couldn't Jew-fu. They would still be with us if they could. Would jew?

by IntelligenceAndLove February 9, 2017

Jew Strokin

When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.

Hey, did Brad just Jew Stoked my painting? Stop Jew Strokin me!

by skitzoso May 4, 2011

jew faggot

jacob stanley

man 1: hey bro chill you’re acting like a jew faggot

man 2: yea sir Fagalot chill out

by hugh suknutz April 15, 2019

Jew Minute

30 seconds because Jews are so Stingy that they cant promise you the full minute.

"hey man, when are you gonna get to my house?"
"in a Jew Minute"

by Raul Entudia February 16, 2012