Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette

dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead

by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015

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Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.

Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'

by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

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Fuck Boss

A boss who's just so cool he can fuck the employees and show up late and no one gives a shit.

"How is he still working here? He fucked the intern!"

"He's a fuck boss Joan. No one gives a shit."

by jamietheboss September 13, 2016

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Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018

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Bonus Fuck

Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.

I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.

by enrique357 November 21, 2010

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