Van

A kid toucher and likes to jack off to lolis

Look its van

by fuckboi112 December 12, 2020

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023

Van de Roovaart

A type of guy who loves country music, kayaking, hockey, and looking at the stars. He also loves to party, have bonfires, and go on long drives. He is kind and smart and, even though he'll drive you crazy, he is always worth spending some time with. If you find a Van de Roovaart, hold him close and love him for all he's worth. You will never regret it.

Are you a Van de Roovaart? I wish I was.

Have you seen Van de Roovart? He is supposed to be playing beer pong.

by riddlemethis16 April 18, 2016

Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.

“Yeah, he totally got a Van Gogh”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

Van

An Amazing Guy Who Knows Anything About Everything. He Will be the nerdiest in the pack but the nicer girls are always attracted to him. he is in peak physical condition and will never skip a second without the boys. he also knows every nook and Cranny in most Video Games.

Thomas: Whos that guy over there?
David: Im Guessing Hes a Van.

by Crewapp October 15, 2020

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

Van Halen

The best fucking band on earth

I went to see Van Halen last night.

by A retarded furry September 4, 2021