dumb cunt

1. A woman who acts like she doesn't know a thing, therefore making a conversation totally impossible 2. A woman that constantly does stupid things

that girl was a dumb cunt

by bleepin September 29, 2003

bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.

Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!

by marshn115 May 11, 2015

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Edgy Cunt

A guy (or girl) who “acts” very nice but is VERY SAD INSIDE saying things like “Can you kill me” for attention with their fake edgy-ness. Usually just a faze that they’ll look back in and cringe. Everyone’s been an edgy cunt in their life at some point. It’s a person trying to pretend to be a depression boi for attention from others

John: Can I ask you something

Gab: Go ahead

John: Can you kill me?
Gab: edgy cunt

by Helium96 April 14, 2020

Yeasty cunt

A thrush infected vagina.

A word used to describe a slut.

That bitch had a yeasty cunt.

Did you see the look on that yeasty cunts face.

by montberger May 12, 2014

jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016

Cunt Saddle

The small area between your eyes and your chin, which can be utilized for oral sex.

As my partner started to speak, while I was riding his face, I said "shut your cunt saddle and get to work".

by honey7777 December 18, 2017