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lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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ur mum lol

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by yeefeeree November 15, 2020
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LOL

LOL is TOLOL.
Used on national sides of asia which is many island on it.
Can be used if you are lost debate to someone else or just you lost the game because you're bad but you don't want to blame yourself.
LOL YOU, CAN'T PLAY THIS SHIT.
by OwO? August 28, 2020
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Lol

Acronym for "laugh out loud."

Formerly used accordingly, but now used when you have nothing to say or don't really care.
Used in verbal speech (pronounced 'L O L') almost exclusively by brain-dead Starbucks-drinking cellphone-addicted teenage/early twenties girls (or gay guys) that drive light blue Japanese compacts and lose the ability to perform basic human functions when their phone dies or Snapchat is unavailable.
(Tiffany) "I think I will post my breakfast onto my Instagram."
(No-life follower 1) "lol"
(No-life follower 2) "lol omg"
(No-life follower 3) "lol that's so interesting"
(A thousand other random followers that don't really care and don't even know who they are following) "lol"
by Random Asian Conservative March 18, 2017
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lol moment

used in replacement of lol in a situation where there is more then one lol.
P1: man this comedy show is the best
P2: ikr such an lol moment
by Nxb August 29, 2021
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LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends
1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."
by makaveli55 September 20, 2018
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lol sad

wenn you are sad about actually nothing. You’re just sad that you’re alone but actually you’re not. lol sad only works for singles
by queeeeeeeeeeeeens February 16, 2019
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