New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad

Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese

by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017

Jersey

Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.

Me: She's so awesome I wish I was her
Friend: Thats Jersey

by Olivia27 March 17, 2020

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.

Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.

by Netserk November 8, 2023

Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 27, 2016

The Jersey

The jersey pertains to someone getting the sentence of life in prison without possibility of parole. This term has been referenced in many rap songs including, “100 Rounds“ by lil Durk, “BDK” by Lil Joni, and others. This term routed from Chicago where most of the rappers that use it are from, but has now become a more used term in other states. The terminology has also been used on the hit TV Show “Blue Bloods”.

“ free my homie Mikey, he got a charged for murder, The jury of 12’s about to throw him the jersey. He’s doin life!” - Lil Durk 100 Rounds.

by TheLoaners January 21, 2020

south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.

North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach

by KiaraReid February 23, 2019