Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

Fl man pepper spray

This occurs when you become contaminated with bear spray and you come home to have sex with your partner. within 5 min of fucking, you both sweat and reactivate the chemical agent. Now you and you partner's genitals are burning like hellfire due to the lack of patience of waiting for the agent to wash off.

"yea I fucked up trying to run from dog the bounty hunter.now my gf not talking to me because I gave her the fl man pepper spray.

by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022

Gorgeous Man

A beyond gorgeous man inside and out. Pure perfection. Everything a woman could want and be lucky to have.

MikeHatred is a gorgeous man! 😍

by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022

Man-pies

Saggy pectoral muscles.

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

man dust

the fine dust created using an electric razor.

dude... get the man dust out of sink.

by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 22, 2009

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019