Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.

“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”

by jasoniyan May 6, 2018

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by anonymous December 13, 2020

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012