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Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad
Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt
by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022
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- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes
Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?
by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021
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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
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I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish

I'm a typical "editor" of Urban dictionary. Weeks ago, I added a word that is now quite poular. So to keep the word popular and my ego fresh, I became an editor and click on nothing but the DONT PUBLISH BUTTON. I'm sooo awesome.
I'm a piece-of-shit "editor" who clicks Dont Publish for many reasons:

1. Because I'm a little kid who thinks it's funny.

2. My word got published, but I'm afraid there might be a cooler one coming up.

3. I have no life.
by fuckurbaneditor7 May 18, 2010
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