Vegan food

Beaten, abused, tortured, species-confused and identity-confused, over-processed vegetables forced to cross-dress as meat, and then trafficked to primarily woke millennials.

Vegan food is food that nature surely did not intend.

by Kelalaka May 17, 2022

food mood

The feeling deep in your bones where you aren't hungry, but you feel like eating.

Man, I just had supper two hours ago, but now I'm in a food mood.

by ML Hamilton December 24, 2007

Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.

"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"

by LocalKitty January 1, 2018

chitta food

Any food that makes you extra fat, especially fast food and snacks like cookies and chips etc...

That guy in the drive thru is ordering a big bag of chitta food.

Look at all the Chitta Food in that lady's shopping cart.

by big giant pimp March 15, 2010

seafercan food

A mix of sea food and mexican food in a restaurant that gas a surfer dude theme. A good example of this type of gross food is Wahoo's Fish Tacos. Sea food and Mexican food should be separated because they are totally different and gross together.

fb status "going to Wahoo's Fish Tacos w my peepz"

comment "eewwwww seafercan food!"

by the NINJA Cheesecake January 9, 2011

food critic

Someone who eats and gets paid for it.

"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."

by DropTheDie July 27, 2022

Chinese food

Often used for other drugs but primarily refers to heroin. Chinese White!

Hope we're gonna order some Chinese food tonight. I feel like shit and need to kill the pain!

by Leauxbeaux July 24, 2016