literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass
jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
by hannybananyjackaroniandcheese May 20, 2023
Get the Jack and Hannahmug. A stupid ugly piece of poop, she can be very annoying at times. But, she has two sides to her that are very different. On that is very adventurous, outgoing, and talented. And another that is very sensitive and really boring. If you meet a Hannah Perro, don’t mess it up, or she will make you pay for it!
by Bananimal6 June 1, 2020
Get the Hannah Perromug. hannah is the best girl in the world shes a god child man. Shes so nice, pretty, loving and caring. Most of all shes so OUFFFFFF man u dont even get it. She makes the best jokes that she makes some people piss there pants. Thats hannah and shes the best girl out there.
by clara_messier January 10, 2019
Get the Hannahmug. by Itsmee November 17, 2020
Get the Montana Hannahmug. Are the literal best friends forever. They are bff's and relate so easily. They both do cheer and they are pretty, smart, and are gonna be rich in the future and be very successful
by pinkfluffyunicorns=) May 15, 2024
Get the Abby and Hannahmug. My superhero one of the most souls you ever could have met she's awesome and a huge inspiration to me and her peers and i love talking to her
by Color without The U November 16, 2020
Get the Hannahmug. Hannah is the gayest person you'll ever meet. Hannah practices witchcraft and practically lives in the "bitch barn". She loves animals and wants to be a veterinarian. Hannah has the thickest fattest ass, it could blow you away. She has no titties tho. Hannah is a crazy crackhead bitch. She smokes weed and makes hippy dippy trippy art, pretty cool tbh. BE FRIENDS WITH HANNAH YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!! *Let's be friends so we can make out*🎶
by Stalker6969 November 14, 2021
Get the Hannahmug.