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facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.
I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject
by BigRich81 January 30, 2014
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Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.
Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."
by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011
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Facebook reconnaissance

The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.
1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."

2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"
by Ian Keith December 20, 2008
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facebook name

The unintentional mispronunciation of someone's name because the name is only known via facebook.

The use of a facebook name will kill a conversation.
Person 1:'Hello Rallp-huh Lee-hons, we're friends on facebook.'

Person 2 : 'Actually, my name is pronounced Ralph Lyons, Rallp-huh Lee-hons is my facebook name.'

Person 1: 'Oh...'

Person 2: 'Feeling pretty stupid there, huh?'

Person 1: 'Yep...'
by muddafracker July 6, 2011
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Facebook-ADD

Sam's got Facebook-ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
She's often starting her day with something like "Having a bad morning and it's only 8am" and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply "Oh whats up hun?"
by ThePork July 25, 2011
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facebook crackhead

1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"

2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
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