Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!

"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"

by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019

alex paskus

Weeaboo with a small dick

Alex Paskus is such a weeb. He jerks off to hentai.

by CaseyLikesLittleBoys December 12, 2017

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Alex Good

A cock so big that his erections blot out the sun and cast shadows from letter jenny to Salthill

Jesus that’s a real Alex Good of a whale

by Colonel Sanders 6969 August 31, 2022

Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020

Alex is cool

omg alex is so cool

Alex is cool

by Alexander Toast November 1, 2020