american perv

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.

Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv

by Jon Donny June 25, 2017

American Soup

Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency

The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.

by Fridge & Freezer July 15, 2023

American cheese

Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!

by Morpheas7819 January 6, 2023

Violently American

Something so AMERICAN you don't wanna end up in the same cell as it.

Wow that glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburger is violently American!

I don't wanna fuck around with that.

by Senpai of the Pool September 23, 2020

Latrifican-American

The offspring of a mysogynistic sexual relationship between a black person and a Mexican.

DPS Office trying to get a voter ID card.

APPLICANT - Umm...excuse me Madame but there doesn't appear to be a racial category on the form for Latrifican-American, which I am because my Mother is Lupita, Mexican (well she speaks Mexican) and my Father is Tyrell, black, which makes me a Latrifican-American.
DPS Agent - Then just put white down and get in front of the screen fo' yo' picture. An look white.

by Mr. Freckles, C.A.T. May 23, 2016

American Gladiator

Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs

Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.

by Wiener boy 12 March 13, 2023

American pie

A relatively obscure sex act that combines a creampie with a David Foster Wallace reference. The man ejaculates inside his partner (the creampie) while yelling "'Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!" This is a reference to the David Foster Wallace short story Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and its meaning can be as obscurely ironic as the partners decide. The American pie combines irony, patriotism, and sex in a heady mix that's not suitable for everyone.

Q: Are you and Charlie doing anything special for the Fourth of July?
A: Probably go to the parade, watch some fireworks, and finish the evening off just the two of us, doing an American pie.

by JubilationTCornpone January 28, 2021