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Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021
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josh roberts

A gay cunt who sucks his own dick for pleasure cause he knows he aint gonna get a girl and just play fortnite in his moms garage or basement
PERSON - Josh roberts
OTHER GUY - pisses himself or dies
by \\Jack305// April 17, 2018
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Josh Moss Saka

aka "J.M.S."; a verb, but also a noun, naming the action; to "Like" (or the action of "Like"-ing) your own status/post/link/photo on facebook.
ex 1: "I just Josh Moss Saka'd my status!"

ex 2: "OMGosh, I just did the Josh Moss Saka!"

ex 3: "We don't "Like" our statuses anymore, we do the Josh Moss Saka."
by R.E.G.I.S. July 11, 2010
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joshing my tots

to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg
"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."
by OWTG August 23, 2011
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STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH
by Intoxicants May 24, 2021
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big dick josh

A man with the biggest dick ever but is such virgin that he can’t even talk to girls
by Joshua Dreibelbis September 8, 2021
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Josh Carter Williams

The sexiest boy you will meet. You either want to give him a blowjob or wank him.
Lucas N: That’s A Josh Carter Williams right there

Brandon B: I really want to suck his dick

Alex E: I got a boner while looking at Josh’s dick
by MR1234567890 December 13, 2018
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