May 4th

May 4th is a day dedicated to your homegirl dead. this entails you spam posting stuff and shoving her in your face

may 4th - (person) Hey what day is it? (other person) its the 4th of may, why? (person) oh its the first annual dead day then? (other person) I believe it is!

by jojoke.mp3 May 3, 2022

May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

May 3rd

Don't answer Haylee Brideau day

On May 3rd you don't answer Haylee

by Bryxw May 2, 2021

May 10

Mothers Day for angel mums.

It’s May 10 it’s Mother’s Day today.

by Angelmammy10 May 10, 2021

may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 12, 2022

May 30th

Kiss your crush 3x day

Free pass to Kiss your crush 3 times

Hey guess what it's may 30th it mean 3 kisses

by Biggodman May 28, 2023