Jordan

a retarded albino that throws finns in the bush at lunch

Jordan is a stupid cunt

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.

Jordan Did he make you sad
You yes
Jordan ok I’ll remove him from the problem

by Glow April 22, 2022

Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse September 5, 2016

the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordan

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019

Jordan

She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy

damn i would sure love a jordan right now

by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021