When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".
Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in
*Man walks in*
Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!
Worker: He best not be coming in
*Man walks in*
Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!
by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011
Get the Da fuck?mug. Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008
Get the fucked in halfmug. Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
by Joe Kickarse March 11, 2010
Get the Fucking Hammug. No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
Get the Destination fuckedmug. when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.
I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.
by enrique357 November 21, 2010
Get the Bonus Fuckmug. Used when you are having trouble with technology.
SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.
If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.
If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
by crudent February 25, 2011
Get the Fucking SkyNetmug.