back spaddle

1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.

2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.

1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.

2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.

by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017

back padio

When you’re very religious and you want to remain a virgin

An Anal session

Mark: Me and Mary didn’t want to upset the lord so we stuck to a back padio all night

Matthew: righteous dude

by Matthew j Zak December 12, 2021

Toss Back

To fall back onto the couch and relax in a lounge-like manner. Beanbags also work.

After that dance session, I had to toss back and watch World War Z again.

by joshandnoodles_ February 5, 2023

Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre

Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off

by Manuel Eagles January 23, 2012

back on wheels

BACK ON WHEELS
End of the menstrual cycle.
Relates to the saying "up on blocks" - meaning menstruating.
Comparing the female time of the month to a car!

i.e. Justin was a very merry man when he arrived home to his scantily dressed girlfriend Maria.
" Ya back on wheels babe ? "

" Sure am big Big Boy "

by Ducky bum September 18, 2017

back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.

“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”

by Back oven man May 10, 2020

back-actor

One enjoying anal intercourse

If Elton John belonged to Equity you'd describe him as a back-actor

by terry wogan March 30, 2007