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Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020
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Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
by Cathrinsangel October 9, 2021
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Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law
hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
by kais ex bros September 4, 2020
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Youtube Simp

A corporation simp who is jobless and maidenless, and resides under several subreddits or Twitter tweets. They keep convincing people who use adblockers to use YT Premium or watch vanilla version of Youtube to 'support creators' (both ways would cost your privacy) when there are better alternative options to support like Patreon donations.

Like Nintendo simps, if they can't convince you, they'll become aggressive and totally destroy the conversation with insults. And always don't forget, they keep replying you back if you keep replying them.
YT Vanced user : Vanced is dead, time to switch to New Pipe
YT Simp (Youtube Simp) : Or don’t be a jerk and pay for premium or watch the ads.
YT Vanced user : It's not jerky to not want your money to go to a rich corporation with terrible privacy practices.
YT Simp : You're trying to justify taking advantage of creators and their hard effort. Gross as fck.
YT Vanced user : If they have a Patreon account and worthy to donate to support their work, I'd rather do it than enriching Google.
YT Simp : How absolutely fcking disgusting of you! You fcking gross! (suddenly lose the conversation and insult that user)
YT Vanced user : You're very funny with your white knighting of corps who don't care about you.
by Shiine-1 April 6, 2022
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SIMP Martinecko30

Martinecko30
"Hey, Martinecko30 is SIMP Martinecko30"
by Martinecko30 August 17, 2020
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Mega Simp

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.
by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020
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friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties
shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever
by litttnesss January 25, 2021
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