Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber: A Canadian kid who sounds like a little africian american girl. He sings about love that he's never been in and girls. Every little girl loves him and every teenage girl loves to mock him.
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A portrayal of the Antichrist, often described as being a male, blonde, fifteen year-old hip-hop performer with an excessive amount of tattoos on his torso. Despite his job as a hip-hop artist, this entity is unable to sing. This entity is desired by most young females of a low intellect. This entity is know for triggering many electronic music fans after appearing in "Where Are Ü Now," a song by Skrillex, Diplo, and Jack Ü. This entity is usually a symbol of evil or stupidity, however, he is also a symbol of employment, as it is a wonder how he still manages to get work.
"Oh my god. Is this Justin Bieber? Turn that shit off before I kick you in the nutsack!"
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A Canadian whigger (white nigger) who thinks he can sing
All Canadians are Justin Biebers
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Dude who sings like a girl at sixteen.
Justin Bieber : Baby baby baby ahhhhh!!!!
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A rather handsome lady.

And, to be more precise, a lady everyone hates. Most eleven year old fucktards come up with unfunny shit like how he/she (idfk) hasn't hit puberty or how 'it' sounds like a girl. While both are true, it is rare indeed to find an original, funny or even mildly humorous comment made against the Biebs. Of course, Justin Beaver (ha! I said 'beaver' instead if 'bieber'! Isn't that just FUCKING hilarious??) doesn't really give two shits, as he already has an army of retarded thirteen year olds to do his bidding and a stackload of their dad's cash.
*Justin Bieber sings*

*Glass breaks*
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The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:
*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.
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(noun.) one of the "pop sensation" regenerated ever 1-5 years by one of the most evil human beings yet to be named. Some are so dedicated to finding out who creates these robots, or, "superstars" that they are to believe that he was regenerated by the devil himself. Sadly, scientists are yet to back up this statement with facts.
jonas brothers, greyson chance, backstreet boys, jesse mccartney, justin bieber
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